October 8th

The day of October 8th is a day you’re allowed to sleep-in or sleep all day!

Person 1: “where is friend?”
Person 2: “you haven’t heard?”
Person 1: “heard what?”
Person 2: “it’s October 8th”
Person 1: “ohhhh”

by Goobahn November 24, 2021

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October 8th

The day the biggest and the most toxic people are born. Also never let them go to the toilet they will never return

Bro that guy was so toxic but ofc he was his birthday is October 8th

by Someone_you_know478 January 25, 2022

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October 8th

National Heroin Day

Oh hey kyle; did u hear what tdy is?

October 8th?
Yes lets grab the needles!

by Sexy fuckboy June 14, 2022

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October 8th

You're birthday is the most important birthday of all.

"oh wow, my life doesn't matter because I'm not born on October 8th"

by CookingChef March 20, 2023

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OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

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