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obsessive motor sport

The best car club in the illawarra, obsessive motor sport have the sickest cars and the madest cunts that would help ya out with anything.
OMG did u see that ubar nice car, it had obsessive motor sport sticker on it.

Fuck obsessive motor sport are sick cunts
by post whore October 22, 2006
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Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.
Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!
by Teeray November 5, 2010
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Obsessive iPhone Disorder

When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.
"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."
by Hailey Snow June 29, 2012
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Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder

Also called OCD.
When someone has a huge crush on Benedict Cumberbatch.

When someone is far too obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

Also called Cumberbitches, Cumberbabes, or the Cumber Collective.
Alternative word for OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Friend: Let's watch Doctor Strange!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DOCTOR STRANGGGEEEE! BENEEEDICTTTTT CUMBBBERRBACTHHH!!!!

Friend: You definitely have an Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder...
by SherlockHolmesObsession March 20, 2017
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Obsessive love

1. Either a relationship where one of the partners dominate or control the actions of the other, and constantly checks on them via telephone or email to make sure they are where they're supposed to be, and always expects them to service the every demands that the partner has, usually ones that interest none other than the obsessive one and sometimes even fear the dominated partner. Obsessive lovers often go through a destructive rage where they threaten or actually hurt their partner or themselves because of their inability to accept that their greedy and selfish demands are not met.
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2. An affection with an ex-lover who still finds it neccessary to call and make interaction with the ex even if that person has made it damn clear that they are done with the relationship and want the stupid retard to back off and stop being so needy. Basically the ex is in a falsehood state of mind that the boy/girlfriend is still with them, because they aren't mature or smart enough to handle a break-up the right way.
1. "Dave is in such an obsessive love that Amy has to ask when she's allowed to eat. Then while she was eating, Dave asked to have sex. She said she was eating, so he raped her."

2. "Jill is in obsessive love with me. She cried because I'm not calling her. How can I go out with her again after she broke up with me, when she was the one who asked me out at the snowball dance and I said yes? I wasn't sure of her age, but I knew I was 17.5 and she was 13.5? And the only reason I even went out with her anyway was because I was desperate for girls! She didn't meet up to my standards! But noooo! I can't go back out with her! And she's giving me more love now than she's given me while we were going out! I can't feel sorry for her anymore! And the age difference! I'm not going to be a petafile here! She needs to stop being so fucking obsessive!"
by Landon the hekifier June 10, 2008
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Obsessive Repulsive

The compulsive disorder to do things to extremes, but with a seriously depraved twist.
That guy just can't stop licking people's toenails - he is totally obsessive repulsive.
by Jennicam June 18, 2009
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Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!
by Awesometroll October 20, 2011
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