Rivers Cuomo

Looks like Buddy Holly. Also the leader, 2nd guitarist, and singer for the band "Weezer".

Rivers Cuomo just killed my best friend with a shoelace

by pussyhound420 October 30, 2023

rivers cuomo

fucking loser

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”

by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 01, 2024

rivers cuomo

1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general

person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers

person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!

by foxy_6471 March 10, 2024

Marcus Cuomo

An Italian BOI who works at maccas and likes to pull moths out of their cocoons prematurely. marcus also does hectic flips off watamolla . the only things he spends his money on is steam giftcards. he hates console gamerz

console gamers better watch out here comes marcus cuomo

by eshay April 03, 2019

Cuomo

n. Someone with a punchable face.

That news anchor and that governor are such Cuomo’s.

by Anonomus yo December 01, 2021

Cuomo

n. Someone with a punchable face.

That news anchor and that governor are such Cuomo’s.

by Anonomus yo December 01, 2021

Cuomo

verb to grab ass (unwanted, without consent)

Fredo was envious of his older brother taking all the glory of Cuomoing all over his female colleagues, so it was soon made known that Fredo himself partook of the Cuomo family tradition.

by TraitorJoe13 September 27, 2021