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Cuomos Dungeon

A sex move where you fuck someone in there unwiped ass with either your fingers or penis then in their mouth with the same appendage and then back to the Anus.

Much like The shitty re-naming of the Tappanzee to the Cuomo bridge, this move is named after Governor Cuomo and his sexual deviancies. Cuomo wanted to go down in history with his name on something legendary so he was named after the sex move after his sexual discrepancies that led him to be removed from office. The move is meant to resemble a bridge between two shitty things over a wet landscape, like the traffic on 287 on both sides of the once- Tappan Zee bridge. It is meant to be a shitty bridge, if you will, The name is also meant to be a terrible idea much like Cuomo’s bastardization of the once-named Tappan Zee.
Guy 1: I met this girl at the club last night and I took her to Cuomos dungeon, If you know what I mean.
Guy 2: That’s gross dude.

Girl 1: My boyfriend wants to cuomos dungeon me.

Girl 2: That’s a horrible idea, what a sexual deviant, just like Cuomo!
by toughcookie96 January 2, 2022
mugGet the Cuomos Dungeonmug.

Cuomo

verb to grab ass (unwanted, without consent)
Fredo was envious of his older brother taking all the glory of Cuomoing all over his female colleagues, so it was soon made known that Fredo himself partook of the Cuomo family tradition.
by TraitorJoe13 September 26, 2021
mugGet the Cuomomug.

rivers cuomo

lee : “hey man do you know rivers cuomo”
victor : “im gonna fucking rip his limbs off”
by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024
mugGet the rivers cuomomug.

Rivers cuomo

He's a seller hot goober from weezer
Rivers cuomo is a hot goober from weezer
by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025
mugGet the Rivers cuomomug.

No Cuomo

When you say anything that might be considered sexual harassment, just say “No Cuomo” and you’re safe.
That girl has some giant cans, no Cuomo
by Ben Spanklin August 12, 2021
mugGet the No Cuomomug.

Cuomo

That news anchor and that governor are such Cuomo’s.
by Anonomus yo November 30, 2021
mugGet the Cuomomug.

No Cuomo

When you have to be the kill-joy but don’t want to be.
No Cuomo but we can’t get lit tonight, I have to be up early.
by A Leethal May 14, 2021
mugGet the No Cuomomug.

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