Newssexual

People who find the news sexually appealing.

My uncle is so newssexual that it's all he cares about.

by Paws420 February 2, 2023

nonasexual

A person who is sexually attracted to men, women, men's mom, women's dad, men's grandfather, women's grandmother, men's great grandmother, women's great grandfather and tacos.

me, i am nonasexual

by iHateLifeFR March 11, 2024

Nerfsexual

Someone who's sexually attracted to any and all Nerf guns.

Since Bro loves all his nerf guns,he's a nerfsexual.

by AirHeadHomie5000 January 16, 2024

Napasexual

1. Experiencing an irrational level of attraction, loyalty, or emotional attachment triggered specifically by Nasiruddin Patowary’s unfiltered political energy, ragebait strategy, and “say it and let it burn” campaign style during the 2026 election era.

2. Describing someone whose type is not “tall, dark, and handsome” but “young revolutionary who weaponizes brutal honesty against establishment figures like Mirza Abbas.”

Bro used to be apolitical. Now he’s posting campaign clips at 3am. Man turned fully Napasexual.

by Zarik Tia February 15, 2026

Napasexual

1. Experiencing an irrational level of attraction, loyalty, or emotional attachment triggered specifically by Nasiruddin Patowary’s unfiltered political energy, ragebait strategy, and “say it and let it burn” campaign style during the 2026 election era.

2. Describing someone whose type is not “tall, dark, and handsome” but “young revolutionary who weaponizes brutal honesty against establishment figures like Mirza Abbas.”

Bro used to be apolitical. Now he’s posting campaign clips at 3am. Man turned fully Napasexual.

by Zarik Tia February 15, 2026