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neopolitan

After having anal sex with your partner of choice, you extract your penis, only to find your penis is covered in, blood, semen and shit, the same colors in a neopolitan ice cream
i had anal with Karen the other day, i went home with a neopolitan!
by CrucifiedOutlaw May 10, 2023
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Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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neopolitan

when you see a black person an asian and a white person walking together
did you see that neopolitan over there?

ya it was fuckin crazy!
by john hams john ham September 16, 2009
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Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..
Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..
by ukbiggz July 21, 2025
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Neopolitan donut

A term used to describe the appearance of the rectum after a night of aggressive anal penetration. When feces, cum, and blood mix together it gives the appearance of melted neopolitan icecream.
Oakley "I really wore his ass out last night."
Silas "Gave him the old neopolitan donut didn't you?"
by Ra2000bc June 2, 2017
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neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN May 1, 2018
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Neopolitan

A mute, ice cream looking girl from RWBY with a pretty smile and umbrella. Takes pride in hurting others (is a sadist)
She's also a criminal, and has killed before.
Neopolitan could often be found stealing from banks or enjoying some neapolitan in her favorite ice cream shop. She's devoted to Roman and will stab anyone else with her very pointy umbrella.
by 4d chesser April 6, 2021
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