November 5th

If your name is Ava, then you need to break up with your boyfriend.

Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava

by Bybybybyby November 5, 2020

November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

November 5th

5th November is April fools V2

November 5th APRIL FOOLES SUCKERS

by gingko12345 November 5, 2020

November 5th

National wife ur friend or ur crush day

Sky: Omg it’s November 5th that means do I want to wife Naomi or my crush.

by Fake fake fiz page November 5, 2019

November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

November 5th

November 5th is my 4lifers birthday 😍😍😍😈😈😈 (jays uwu) and i made this becausye i love them a lot and theyre amzinf <3

person 1: oh its november 5th!
person 2: yea its jays birthday!
person 1: happy birthday jay <3

by ppppppppjajshajs July 26, 2021

November 5th

November fifth is national kiss your friend drake day, but say no homo cuz we not with that gay shit

Drake: Ay dude ur getting a little close
Zach: shut up man it’s November 5th
Drake: Fuck
Zach: *kisses*
Drake: ur fucking ga-
Zach: no homo
Drake: fuck

by Joe kill urself November 5, 2019