NASCAR

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Created
A - Around
R - RedNecks

There is a NASCAR event going on in town

by RedNeck Hater June 10, 2006

nascar

Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.

I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.

by A real autosport enthusiast April 26, 2005

NASCAR

Just a bunch of rednecks screaming at cars

Redneck 1: I LOVE NASCAR!!!
Rednecks 2: FUCK YEAH HE JUST TURNED LEFT!!!

by KimboSlice115 May 6, 2018

nascar

A guy said that Nascar is a sport. Its not. He said its the best sport in the world. Its a lame excuse to allow hillbillies world wide to come together and watch a car go around a track 210 times. Its also a bad excuse to use up whats left of Americas oil supply and claim war of the middle east.

Man That Nascar is gay.

by Brad Smegal December 28, 2005

NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

by superslacker87 April 9, 2006

nascar

a so-called sport whose fans represent the millions of americans that voted for george bush a second time; drunk morons that either drive in circles or watch other drunk morons drive in circles

nascar has the largest fan base of any "sport" in america- america has a lot of drunk morons

by jsgiiii August 6, 2008

NASCAR

a stupid hick "sport" in which 43 guys drive around in circles for 3 hours..wooo exciting. all you people who can auctually stay awake for those 3 or 4 hours should really see a doctor. or atleast watch a Champ Car or F1 race...they are auctually entertaing. And the only reason most women watch NASCAR is because they think some driver is cute or whatnot...which totally defies the point of auctually watching it. pffff stupid waste of TV time.

Mother:"Today is your dentist appt. for your root canal. Of course if you would rather watch the NASCAR race, you can stay home..."
Son: "NO WAY! I'd rather go to the dentists!"

by you suck April 3, 2005