I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
by Cphill November 15, 2015
Get the I left my dog in a tree mug.

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework
example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(
by immaschild April 20, 2023
Get the my dog ate my homework mug.

MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
Get the MY DEAD DOG ! mug.

Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.
Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”
by Plumb2 February 27, 2019
Get the Ketchup on my hot dog mug.
A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation
She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.
by Seaker's loli October 31, 2018
Get the i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog mug.

Poop on my little Dog

When u bored and u just gotta go. Okay, first of all tell me why you searched this? Are you extremly lonely and bored like just why.
by poop guy 2345 February 23, 2021
Get the Poop on my little Dog mug.