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Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex
Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!
by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025
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Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
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Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020
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