A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
Get the Moon gooningmug. Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Similar to gooning;
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.
Often completed in groups.
Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.
Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. when you wait till mid night, kill an elk with a tribe of native Americans, take it's head and put it on top of yours, cover yourself in its blood, and begin edging your self under the stars.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.
by eagle eye532 November 19, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out
by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
Get the Moon gooningmug.