Microsexual

Microsexual when you sexually identify as a microwave when I was young I was taught to cook hot pockets so now I am going micro

I am going micro ,micro lives matter, Microsexual sexually identifying as a microwave

by Microcody June 21, 2018

Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.

Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳

by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

maslosexual

Maslosexual is person who love to have analsex with butter in his hand

Hey im Maslosexual Butter is in fridge

by Lukas Maslo June 14, 2017

Masksexual

A person who finds an attraction to mask.

You: "Whats your sexuality"

Leila:"Oh i'm a masksexual"

by LMAOJSJSJSJS November 24, 2020

minhosexual

straight stays trying to be oppressed by making fun of the lgbt+ community and acting like a fool

Person 1: I’m minhosexual
Person 2: Oh so you’re straight then

by atinyracha March 29, 2021

Masksexual

An individual that has become so conditioned to wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic, it now supersedes any sexual arousal they may have and gives them the highest level of gratification.

I thought Barb has become a masksexual. Nothing gives her more pleasure than wearing a mask to the grocery store or work.

by Rookie Sensation August 8, 2022

misexual

to love one's self.
can not be straight, gay or bisexual.

Liz Woofter is a misexual.

by ALlocomotion2 May 21, 2009