When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.
Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.
Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!
or
John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!
Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.
Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!
or
John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!
Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.
by abeccap April 6, 2011
Get the Opposite Mohawk mug.When a woman has pubic hair that starts from the top of her belly button and goes all the way to her asshole. The overall length of the hairs on the sides are short where the middle has been left to grow out.
Skyler: Hey you hook up with that girl last night?
Dan: No, I was going to but she had a french mohawk growing.
Skyler: Hahaha classy
Dan: No, I was going to but she had a french mohawk growing.
Skyler: Hahaha classy
by SDWilson June 29, 2011
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–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.
When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.
When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.
by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011
Get the Cat's Mohawk mug.The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.
by Labraderp September 13, 2017
Get the mohawk college mug.A small town located in Upstate New York. Where there is nothing to do but drink mass amounts of cheap beer such as keystone light and genny on your local back road or in a field. A fine place where without fail at least 20 kids will be hungover for work everyday of the week.
:Hey what are you doing tonight
:I dont know, mohawks so boring,what are going to do?
:Well the day ends in Y, so lets buy a 30 pack and drink it at the play ground.
:I dont know, mohawks so boring,what are going to do?
:Well the day ends in Y, so lets buy a 30 pack and drink it at the play ground.
by Nicole "C-NoTe" July 26, 2006
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by hairy jive turkey March 20, 2010
Get the Upsidedown Mohawk mug.To Mihalka is to bring the life to a party or put a smile on an otherwise mad face.
If two people were arguing and someone was to step in and say something that had nothing to do with the actuall fight just to make all parties involved laugh about something ridiculous as the fight is.
Or to create entertainment or a meal out of little to nothing.
To treat a woman with respect and chivalry . To be sure she knows there's someone there for her that will help with the things she needs without any regard towards himself or personal gain but because he likes to do the things for her that she either doesn't want o do or doesn't know how to do.
If two people were arguing and someone was to step in and say something that had nothing to do with the actuall fight just to make all parties involved laugh about something ridiculous as the fight is.
Or to create entertainment or a meal out of little to nothing.
To treat a woman with respect and chivalry . To be sure she knows there's someone there for her that will help with the things she needs without any regard towards himself or personal gain but because he likes to do the things for her that she either doesn't want o do or doesn't know how to do.
Last week Sarah and Hank were having this huge fight when j showed up at their house. They were lucky that I can Mihalka, otherwise I'm sure the police would have ended it instead
we had borrowed my uncles remote cabin by the lake , I realized that we had brought little food and no entertainment for the snowy weekend. As it turns out my mans a Mihalka so he created a four course meal out of things he found around the place and he invented sno-blo bowling which keep us entertained the whole time
"Have you ever dated a Mihalka?"
Melissa asked.
"No." Replied Tina
"But if I did I know the one thing I wouldn't have is a bad time or be hungry." She exclaimed.
We would have never made the flight if it wasn't for that Mihalka that came over. He not only packed the luggage and loaded it. But helped us check it on and took us out for drinks just to say goodbye. We tried to pay him back an he said. "No! Thank You!
just making your trip and attitudes less stress full an to see you enjoying yourselves in this hectic time ,is all the payment I ever wanted."
we had borrowed my uncles remote cabin by the lake , I realized that we had brought little food and no entertainment for the snowy weekend. As it turns out my mans a Mihalka so he created a four course meal out of things he found around the place and he invented sno-blo bowling which keep us entertained the whole time
"Have you ever dated a Mihalka?"
Melissa asked.
"No." Replied Tina
"But if I did I know the one thing I wouldn't have is a bad time or be hungry." She exclaimed.
We would have never made the flight if it wasn't for that Mihalka that came over. He not only packed the luggage and loaded it. But helped us check it on and took us out for drinks just to say goodbye. We tried to pay him back an he said. "No! Thank You!
just making your trip and attitudes less stress full an to see you enjoying yourselves in this hectic time ,is all the payment I ever wanted."
by Nipple nose April 19, 2018
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