mississippi

- 20th state admitted to the Union.
- ranks low in a lot of good. categories/high in a bunch of bad categories.
- tons of history. civil war, civil RIGHTS war, etc.
- home of an incredible amount of musicians, writers and overall successful, famous people.
- very solid sports history, and turn out of a lot of professional athletes.
- lots of very friendly folks.
- a few a-holes (ole miss fans). (just kidding....kinda).
- lots of casinos.
- lots of very hot chicks.
- highest african american population % in the country.
- birthplace/home of the blues (screw you, memphis) and birthplace of country music (screw you, nashville).
- very diverse landscapes. from delta flat to rolling hills to piney woods to the beaches of the gulf coast.

Mississippi - The South's Warmest Welcome

by millhouse May 16, 2004

Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.

Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

by Sasha's 27th July 26, 2009

Mississippi of the North

A 'politically correct' term to describe a given locale's treatment of those of African-American descent. Often times, the term is used by an angry person with an axe to grind against people who they perceive to be 'the oppressors'. It should be noted that not all people of African-American descent need agree with the assessment in order for it to be used. Indeed, just one or two people need use this sensationalist term in the media in order to open old wounds and set race relations in the given locale back by years.

Man, I got passed over for a promotion again! That's proof that this entire city / state / province / town is the Mississippi of the North!

You don't agree with me that this place is the Mississippi of the North? That just proves you're a racist! Hell yeah, I know you're black, that don't matter!

by McMission Definition June 18, 2013

Mississippi Mud Cut

A sick ass mullet. Generally attained by combining a #4 buzz from the front to just behind the ears, with an 8 month long shag.

Look at that Mud Cut! I'm so jealous.

Holy shit!, that is the sickest mullet this side of the Mississippi.

Your Mississippi Mud Cut makes me so hot!

by clyde johnson January 20, 2009

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

Mississippi Quick Step

A case of raging diarrhea normally resulting in the performance of a "buckle shuffle" done at the helm of a toilet, after eating spicy food.

Oh man, I ate those hot BBQ potato chips and couldn't leave the house, because they gave me a case of Mississippi Quick Step. I almost didn't make it, as my belt hemmed me up when I was doing the buckle shuffle in front of the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

Mississippi Tuna

Cocaine. Preferably forgotten cocaine that has been on you during a plain flight. Often it is found at a moment when most needed, usually when looking for other drugs. In general it means good needed cocaine

We pulled up to the after after party looking for that K but found some Mississippi tuna instead. Score

by Philly Pope February 24, 2014