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The Maury Povich

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.
When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
by DGZ July 22, 2012
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Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!
by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020
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Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!
I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
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M. A. Numminen (Mauri Antero)

A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).
M.A. Numminen is the best artist in the world.
by Jaakko October 17, 2003
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Mauried

verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.
Look at that, it seems that he just hit it and quit is, Lisa just got mauried!
by sabbathfan9 October 18, 2008
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mauris

a luoràsàm meaninga person that has high IQ
A: Maudie's a mauris.
B:Yeah. She has 1 bilion IQ
by kionchan123 May 13, 2024
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The Maury Povich Show

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
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