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Malibu Treatment

After a long swim, my hair needs a Malibu Treatment
by Caring Dad December 30, 2012
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Malibu

The sweetest pookie ever. Is born to be the next wonyoung. So funny, and is wife and mother to Padlock, and grandmother and mother to Ekenib. If you ever meet a Malibu, yall will be super close, she is so kind and has a great heart, and ice skates like sunghoon.
Person 1: Mommy Padlock, what Mommy Malibu doing

Mommy Padlock: She is twerking to water dont mind her,

Person 1: Ok! I twerk with mommy malibu too!

Mommy Padlock: hey wait up for me

"the sharons three wives all twerking to water"
by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023
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Malibu Sunrise

When you shove a peach seed in a girl's vagina and a mango seed in a girl's ass hole and than fuck her in her ass while finger blasting her
I gave a college slut a Malibu Sunrise on the coast .
by Titty monster January 18, 2023
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a chevy malibu

I just broke up with a chevy malibu of a girlfriend!
by Xxmalibulyfexx March 2, 2017
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Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.
His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.
by Wm the Wingman October 8, 2020
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Malibu

Malibu is a beautiful girl she is hella fun and can make you laugh at anytime everyone has to know a Malibu don't mess with her or she might kill you
Isn't that malibu yeah it is who could forget such a sweet smile.
by Drsmart August 8, 2018
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Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.
Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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