my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

my dad is a war criminal

serbia

bosnian: haha u serbians suck!!!
serbian: my dad is a war criminal

by aaa a11a December 27, 2021

My dad beats me

A saying that some idiots say to make others feel bad for them and to get the special treatment

"My dad beats me for eating his pain pills. Ha ha dad, I can't feel the cricket bat!"

by Bof-Bof's no.1 fan November 7, 2018

my dad works at fortnite

when you hear this word you know your fucked delete your epic games account change your name run far far away. but 99% of times its a lie but be careful

hey deen my dad works at fortnite hes gonna delete your account!

by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021

my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021

My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.

My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019