Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 12, 2024

Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.

Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Malibu gas leak

When a high end prostitute farts directly into your face.

Yeah man, she gave me a Malibu gas leak. Worth every penny

by TheDanManManDan December 17, 2020

Malibu Lyndsy

Getting so drunk that you share your most embarrassing confessions with everyone you’re with

After 2 Trulys and a Patron shot , we were all subjected to a Malibu Lyndsy.

by WestCountyRektum July 18, 2021

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023

Rhett Malibu

The creator of big white dick, artistic ability challenges Picasso, mathematic and Algorithmic genius, steeziest investor of the 21st century, attitude breaks the ceiling, will read any bitch like a 9th grade English class reads to kill a mocking bird, sensitive asf but the loyalest lover, won’t pick up on sarcasm even if it hits him in the face, he’s fine asl slim asf that boots little but it jiggle and the jawline sharper than a samurai sword, skin care, candles, and designer labels are his brand and this mf be surfing and tan

Yo that mf rhett malibu stuck it in the ass and it came out the mouth that dick BIG

by Okay555 January 30, 2023