A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
by mjpants April 23, 2017
Get the calm your loinsmug. 
by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011
Get the Loin Lonelinessmug. Sirr loin is one of the rarest types of man meat. Sweet, tender and juicy yet so tough at the same time.
by Tröuble January 7, 2019
Get the Sirr loinmug. To have sex to the rythem and beat of the music.
When a man's engorged member slides in and out of a womans disco hall. At the same time his shiny disco balls bang against her arse to the beat of the music being listened too and thus creating a wonderful melody of love making.
When a man's engorged member slides in and out of a womans disco hall. At the same time his shiny disco balls bang against her arse to the beat of the music being listened too and thus creating a wonderful melody of love making.
Person 1: How was last night?
Person 2: I had disco in my loins with this girl from the club. She loved it when the uptempo song came on as the beat was so fast but my disco balls feels like they have been in a boxing ring.
Person 2: I had disco in my loins with this girl from the club. She loved it when the uptempo song came on as the beat was so fast but my disco balls feels like they have been in a boxing ring.
by Wiseone1879 December 1, 2023
Get the Disco in my loinsmug. The magnificent mane of thick fur which adorns the king of the jungle.
A gentleman's pubic fuzz - that which sits above his loins.
A gentleman's pubic fuzz - that which sits above his loins.
I was going to give Robert Winston Jr a trim this morning, but I'd feel like half a man without my loins mane.
by Reggie C April 17, 2013
Get the Loins Manemug. To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015
Get the The Loin Clothmug.