A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
Get the David lochmug. When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
by #IAM100% February 25, 2019
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.
*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
Get the The Loch Ness Monstermug. by Tj anonymous July 27, 2022
Get the Lochmug. A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
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Get the Loch Ness monstermug. A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.
by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021
Get the hot lochesmug.