Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

loch fraud

A person who uses the Loch-n-Load in Team Fortress 2 as a crutch, because they cant hit pipes with the Iron Bomber or Grenade Launcher. Loch frauds usually use the weapon to snipe players (medics) from across the map and hit airshots that wouldn't be possible without the loch. They pretend to be good at the game, but in reality they get carried by unlocks.

The term was born sometime in the past year, probably because the Loch-n-Load has become more widely used in competitive.

1: "Artist is my favourite player"
2: "Bro, he's a fuckin' loch fraud, stop glazing"

by filip_tf2 July 9, 2025

Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum

A Loch Ness monster is dum

by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022

hot loches

A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.

The bell are tolling the time for hot loches is at hand.

by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021

Dirty loch

The act of drooling on a girl while she’s gagging from the smell in missionary

I took her home from the club last night and dirty loched her

by Stubbybubbly123 July 25, 2025

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021