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Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club

A group of asshole players who join the team that they can't beat
*Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
by Unicornication July 10, 2016
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if you can't beat them, join them

If you are unable to outdo rivals in some endeavor, you might as well cooperate with them and thereby possibly gain an advantage. If your adversaries are stronger than you, it is better to join the adversaries. If you have to give up fighting some group because you can't win, band together with them.
If you can't win the battle, join the winning side. If you can't beat them, join them.
by InYaDamnPanties November 29, 2016
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If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

A large, popular group on Facebook consisting of members from all over the world.
If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

Best of the Groups, best of the posters and best of wit!
by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009
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join

Become apart of something.
person 1: Hey you wanna join our friend group?
person 2: Of course!
by onnipizza December 16, 2023
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Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.
B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.
by MosesC October 4, 2022
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