drunk jessy

One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:

1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.

2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)

3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"

4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.

If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.

Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.

Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.

Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.

by Kay Cee September 17, 2008

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Jesyca

Dam fyne girl. Stunning on all levels, can sometimes get a little sad an call upon the help of her younger brother. Likes to sing, go out, be herself and doesn't really give a f*ck about what people think. However down she might be, she wont show it as she is incredible strong inside. Doesn't like pictures of herself although others do immensely, likes to write about anything an everything. Fantasy lover through an through and adores Twilight. Very excepting of people an is like a gift from god to the people she chooses to surround herself with.

Random 1: OMG! shes hot..
Random 2: Bet you cant chat to her..
Random 1: Fyne..
Random 1( 10mins later): Hey, its Jes, right?
Jesyca: Yeah, how ya going?
Random 1: Im goin awsomely thanks, i just got past the ice feind holding the 12th door of the warlocks dungeon on a lvl 9 fire wizard.. I'm so happy
Jesyca: ..ok.. well.. gud for you :)

by UnOwHo (: April 29, 2009

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jestyne

A beautiful girl who is insecure. Everyone tells her she's gorgeous but she has a hard time believing it. You must be persistent with a Jestyne. She's normally been through a lot, so caress and nurture her. She's probably artistic and just like her mother. She has many great qualities, so when you meet a Jestyne, never let her go.

Jestyne is perfect!

by Awesome opossum December 7, 2013

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jesper

jesp·er

-noun

1. a professional fool or clown, especially on an internet forum.

jesp·er

-verb (without object)

1. to talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly; chatter or prattle.

jesp·er

-verb (with object)

1. foolish, meaningless, or incoherent speechon a subject; prattle.

This guy is a jesper so just ignore him.

(Guy is a fool and has no clue what he is talking about.)

This guy really jespered the thread.

The guy ruined the thread by writing down stupid things.

by CP_SB September 3, 2010

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