Jellyfishing

Cleaning jizz out of your drain, after having sex in the shower.

We had sex in my shower, and I pulled out.. later we had to go jellyfishing.

by BrianBreakdown January 28, 2011

Jellyfished

When a guy cums on a girl and then pees it off.

Last night I totally jellyfished that chick.

by UltraDanktronica October 04, 2018

jellyfishing

when a woman realises she has crapped her pants (underwear) she then begins to do what is known as "jellyfishing" this is where she crosses her legs in a tight bow, lowers the stereotypical 1960s long skirt she is wearing and scoops the mess into her handbag, she then flings the handbag into the nearest ocean and jellyfish (confused and aroused) swarm the handbag and are momenteraly dissapointed.

Gregory : GOOD GOD!
Stanley : What is it man?
Gregory : That woman just shat in her purse!
Wilma : its a classic case of jellyfishing that is.
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by The Columbus Project July 23, 2009

Jellyfishing

The act of slowly ghosting someone.

To slowly stop answering, and stop hanging out with someone. Like a jellyfish moving away

girl i'm not mean enough to straight up ghost, so I've just been jellyfishing the last week or so

by therealwommle69 September 28, 2019

The Jellyfish

The most arousing dance move for a women to witness. Performed by only the most masculine of men 'the jellyfish' is elegant, smooth and sexy some claim lesbians are turned straight due to this dance.

WOW: That man sure can dance the jellyfish I must go and get his number instantly!

by bertyman1994 March 01, 2016

Jellyfishing

When you spank out a batch into a pool. The floating jizz looks like jellyfish.

I'd hate to be the guy who cleans out the pool filter after the frat goes jellyfishing.

by Super_Nick_ March 24, 2016

Jellyfishing

When a person runs their fingers all over your body to simulate a jellyfish's tentacles.

Stop jellyfishing all over me! It's creeping me out!

by spiffs April 22, 2010