Jagshemash

greeting introduced to as Khazakstani expression by Ali G.

Interestingly it sounds like an American guy trying to repeat Polish "jak sie masz?" which means "how are you?".

Obviously Poland must be somewhere in Khazakstan...

Polish guy: Jak sie masz?
American guy: "Jagshemash?" What the fuck is that?

by gizia September 13, 2006

Jaiswal

The best last name ever. Represents power and dominance over plebs.

Manny: You know that one Jaiswal kid?
Aiden: Yeah
Manny: That guy is so sick, I feel like a complete loser around him
Aiden: FAXXXX

by 3594393faspjfs April 8, 2019

pulling a jaison

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.

guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !

by cronos19 May 26, 2010

jagshemash

Khazakstani greeting.
Made famous by the Khazakstani tv presenter Borat on The Ali G Show

Jagshemash! I like you.
*must be said with a Khazakstani accent

by mlms November 26, 2004

Jailhouse C-section

Stitched up tear in one's asshole

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar

by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012

JAISHNAV

Jaishnav is a guy who is friends with everyone. Every Indian auntie in the world loves him and wants his son to be like him. He loves to listen to METAL and loves to play the drums although he doesn't have one. He is very happy and funny, but he can be sometimes sad. This happens when he wants to be friends with someone but they ignore him, or if he says weird shit. He loves to do backflips and loves basketball.

Man. He is acting like a Jaishnav

Wow, so many aunties, probably a Jaishnav.

by shaquille.oatmeal. September 8, 2020

jailhouse muslim

A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.

Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness

Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist

by Psychnurse June 28, 2016