Skip to main content

Anal Jackhammer

This is the upmost extreme of anal sex. This is when the fuckER gets so near the climax that he can almost TASTE IT.. so he goes faster and faster until BAM..u got like a fuckin jackhammer in the butthole..Very unpleasing to the bitch of it though...yah....
We were fuckin like animals and i got so fucked up cuz he had to pull another anal jackhammer
by Tator Tot March 31, 2004
mugGet the Anal Jackhammer mug.

Mexican Jackhammer

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017
mugGet the Mexican Jackhammer mug.

Beijing Jackhammer

A sexual position in which the female lies with her shoulders and neck against the floor. The male then straddles her, holding on to either ankle, inserts and jumps up and down.
He gave her the Beijing Jackhammer and the floor of that hotel room was never the same.
by Sweat Slapalot December 20, 2008
mugGet the Beijing Jackhammer mug.

kamikaze jackhammer

Verb-

the act of turning your lover upside down on to their head, then inserting a bottle of tobasco sauce into the anus, while simultaniously pumping the legs like a jack hammer, once the bottle is empty, the receiver then shits a heterogeneous mixture of poop and sauce onto the administrators penis whilst shouting " Kamikae Jackhammer!"
Bob: Last night i shoved the old tabasco sauce in my fridge into Carol's ass.
Fred: Wow, what happened next?
Bob: Then she screamed " KAMIKAZE JACKHAMMER and shit it out on and around my penis!
Fred: I wish my girlfriend would do that!
by Kylenardo February 16, 2010
mugGet the kamikaze jackhammer mug.

MTX Jackhammer

The MTX Jackhammer is one of the largest (if not THE largest) subwoofer loudspeakers ever manufactured. It is often used in automotive applications, where it needs its own dedicated alternator, battery, and capacitor bank. It is very large and weighs several hundred pounds. It is in fact so large that it will not easily fit in a normal car. It is best suited for minivans, SUVs, Hummers, and the like. Speakers this large are often considered overkill for car audio.
My friend just got an MTX Jackhammer for his riced minivan.
by chonk cat February 7, 2009
mugGet the MTX Jackhammer mug.

Spectral Jackhammer

When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.
A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!"
by Jam Batterson December 30, 2008
mugGet the Spectral Jackhammer mug.

Jackhammer soak

A derivative of "soaking" or the "mormon soak" which is used to obviate the restrictions placed on pre-marital sex. In this case, a male performs a standard "soak" (where he places his penis inside of a female and just lets it sit there aka "soak") and has a third individual jump on the bed which facilitates sex like motion. To be clear, this is still not sex, and both individuals are still classified as virgins even after hours of jackhammer soaking.
Greggy C: I'm taking this wicked hot cowgirl home tonight but she wont let me bang her because she is a virgin

RB: Yo man I got you, I'll come over so you can give her the jackhammer soak and you'll still be virgins

Greggy C: I LIKE THAT
by Not_A_Real_Doctor December 17, 2021
mugGet the Jackhammer soak mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email