Jealous Much?

This is a completely erroneous statement. Jealously is being protective and guarding of what you have. The desire for what others have is envy, not jealousy.

A: "Jealous much?".
B: "you mean, envious much?, fool".
A: "What? You're just jealous".
B: "You don't even know what jealous means".
A: "Huh?"
B: "Exactly"

by CalmEddie January 23, 2013

friend jealous

when you become over protective over your friendship with another

tyler joseph of twenty one pilots gets friend jealous too easily

by lzizzle November 18, 2016

jealous beaver

Occuring in some women, the vaginal pubic hair becomes jealous of the overbearing presence of the FUPA or GUNT, and naturally gravitates toward that region. The result is a beaver so massive in size, it can span the entire area from the belly-button to the taint. Occuring more frequently in Canadian women.

I thought it was just a happy trail, but when I took her pants off, I was greeted by a very jealous beaver.

You'd need a weed-wacker to trim that jealous beaver, it's huge!

by Mike19 November 7, 2008

Jealous Girlfriending

verb.
The act of calling someone repeatedly, even though the person on the other line doesn't answer the phone.

Mike: Damn, Jenny was jealous girlfriending me the whole time I was out last night. She called my cell phone like 37 times.
Jim: I thought you were only out for like an hour?
Mike: I was! She is just crazy like that.

by LukeG November 3, 2007

Jealous of Walls

a phrase used to describe a girl with an extremely flat chest

Dude, check that chick out man shes got no tits.
Seriously man, shes fuckin jealous of walls

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Jealous January

also known as JJ
this is the month where every couple cheats

person 1: "bro go cheat on your girlfriend with that girl over there"
person 2: "no, i'm loyal"
person 1: "bro its jealous january, you're allowed!"
person 2: "oh yeah i forgot"

by imBDS December 20, 2019

Dark Jealous

A term used by the homosexual community to refer to a level of jealousy regarding something, usually followed by feminine hand gestures. Being "dark jealous" is used in context generally preceded by the phrase "color me" and still doesn't make much sense.

*Someone walks in the room with a cookie ice cream sandwich*
"Well color me dark jealous!"

by beloose July 13, 2017