Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

No invite

When a friend checks in on Facebook or Swarm and Foursquare and you respond no invite as they didn't invite you to their destination

@amg133 just checked in to Debbie's Hotdog Stand and @avish_karr comments "No invite"

by coaxel May 14, 2015

invite yourself

Going to somewhere that you're not invited without even asking and just invite yourself

if there is a activity and you're not even invited but yet you just went without even asking and just invite yourself

by Cr4ck November 24, 2013

Invites

When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"

Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"

by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017

Invite

When you see your two friends at the cafe and you know you didn't get an invite

Thanks for the invite, guys

by TFI-GUY June 8, 2018

Invulerable

^ha this little shits wrong the nightbringer can ignore Invulerable saves, as well as other things i cant think of right now...wait just thought of one, death or glory.

dude: man my 2+ Invulerable save ownz
dude2: Ha my c'tan will rape you and may land raider will crush you!

by CINA November 17, 2004

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009