Hot Karlito

Similar to the everyday Hot Karl, but only performed immediately after dining at your local Taco Bell.

"Hey Jenny, I had one too many Chalupas and would appreciate putting you on the receiving end of an hour long Hot Karlito."

by HWP333 October 17, 2008

hot karla

When a male drops a steaming duker on across a female's chest (making a shit bridge over her tits (left nipple to right nipple)). After defacating, the male slides his penis between the breasts (usually accompanied by lubricant). The female then leans up and sucks on the head of the penis while it is in between her breasts, occasionally taking a nice taste or bite (if you will) of the wonderous log that the guy steamrolled on her chest.

I walked in on my mom being hot karla'd by my dad. It was very erotic, and smelled horrible.

by Mr. Man March 30, 2004

hot karling

its a sport were you have to wait till your driveway freezes over in the winter. its similar to curling but with shit

its whoever gets the furthest distance

by dave kertesz aka the hot karling champ December 16, 2004

hotkarl

That one hot communist exchange student.
A Russian celebrity that you jerk off to.

Putin is the ultimate hotkarl

by MegaPutin March 1, 2021