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Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment
"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
by The Hassan February 27, 2021
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nice haircut

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."
by PhucYieu March 30, 2011
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Emo Haircut

Emo Haircut...

Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)

Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.
Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.
by Disbeliever In Hope April 25, 2006
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NF haircut

when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do
man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"
by Mo Money May 5, 2005
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Justin Haircut

A a justin Haircut is a Haircut where that you get messed up so badly, you look like aang from avatar
by Nutt Ass Haircut September 26, 2023
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Rezzi's Haircut

A 1 and a half but looks like woody's buzzcut. It is a fat step and is a similar width to his biceps. The haircut fits the size of his brain tumour which pokes out of his head like his tip out of foreskin coz he aint circumsized.
"Rezzi's Haircut is so fucking gay" said Corso
"IKR" said Mav's "He looks like an eshay"
by Despacito Rez thicc af June 2, 2019
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homemade haircut

Jessica was happy with her homemade haircut. Even if it looked a bit ... ummm ... uneven, it had been given with love.
by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020
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