Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment

"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."

by The Hassan February 27, 2021

nice haircut

A lie.

Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."

by PhucYieu March 30, 2011

Emo Haircut

Emo Haircut...

Which is for guys: Shaggy, long, and usally clean. It always will cover one eye or almost all of one eye. It usally has more than one natural color hair dye in it. As in Brown hair with blonde, black,and red or vise versa. It does get done, even though you can not tell. (hairspray)

Girls: Shortish. Shoulder length, or longer, but does have lots of layers. Side bangs, in there face. Hardly ever tucked behind there ears. Ponys, or braids in the back, but still leting the bangs fly loose.

Guy: Nice new Emo haircut, i cant see your eye, but your hair looks clean.
Guy 2: Yeah i know, im to lazy to move it out of my eye. Did you know i brush my teeth in the shower too?
Guy: NICE Bro. 2 things at once.

by Disbeliever In Hope April 25, 2006

NF haircut

when somone gets their hair shaved very short or even bald just like NF's do

man1 "u like my haircut"
man2 "haha thats an NF haircut"

by Mo Money May 5, 2005

Justin Haircut

A a justin Haircut is a Haircut where that you get messed up so badly, you look like aang from avatar

Boy you got that justin haircut

by Nutt Ass Haircut September 26, 2023

boxcar haircut

A haircut popular with teenage boys in the 1950s: Longish on the sides combed straight back and with a flat top wiffle pushed up in front with butch wax.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a TV star with my boxcar haircut.

by Allen109 May 22, 2017

Moggys haircut

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish

God this is taking longer than moggys haircut

by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020