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Hobo

ˈ/hōˌbō/
(noun)

also known as the homeless, these filthy creatures of the sidewalk roam the streets for food. They usually look in trash cans, and dumps, and well...basically anywhere that there's trash. They also spend money on GOOD food if anyone's to kind enough to care. Hobos can carry a LARGE amount of diseases includes Herpes, Chicken Pox, Rabies, ect. The only weapons hobos carry is their teeth to bite,
and a broken glass bottle to stab with. The way that a hobo can get money, (or a penny,) is that if they can get their shit smeared hands on a torn-off piece of cardboard and a dried out fine point Sharpie and write NEED FOOD NOW HUNGRY! on their grease covered torn cardboard.
That hobo over there made me want to throw up!
by Smuglife February 10, 2017
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Some useless bum that sits infront of your school drinking alcohol, but in a way you feel like you want to hug them...
As Bob was walking to school on a nice friday morning, he came across a trail of beer bottles. He followed them to back behind his school where he saw a motionless lump under some blankets. He picked up a nearby stick and poked it a couple of times to see if it would move, it didn't. When Bob took the blanket off of it he saw a person that looked somewhat dead. To check he gave it a few kicks and it eventually woke up. As it started to stand up, Bob hugged it and jizzed his pants. Bob and the Hobo then spent the rest of the day drinking alcohol.
by Jones is da best January 17, 2012
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1)a really funny word
2)a bum
3)a word that sounds like homo
1) He's a hobo...hahahahahahaha
2) Look at that hobo. He stinks... badly.
3) Whata hobo! What?... homo? No, hobo, ya boob
by Omar15 May 9, 2006
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A homeless person. This word is usually used by people who do not have sympathy for homeless people. Someone who runs a homeless shelter would never use the word hobo.
You're seriously wearing plaid? It makes you look like a hobo, Jesscia.
by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014
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by roobdog46 June 29, 2016
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Homeless nomadic workers, who often stowaway on moving trains for mass-transport. Hobo culture has seen a decrease after World War 2, but the counter-culture youth have brought in new generations. Christopher McCandless is a very famous example.
They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.
"Hobo life got harder, when the trains got faster and security got tighter."
by Diarrhea Bubble Bath January 20, 2017
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Someone who enjoys helping peoples. :)

I am a hobo myself so, enjoy your day FAM ;D

Baiiiiiiis
I need helps!

I got chu FAM

HOBO to the rescue!
by The_Littlest_Hobo22468 February 28, 2017
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