flaming heterosexual

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

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happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.

That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.

by LeBain December 4, 2007

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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.

Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.

by Assex 776 August 28, 2007

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non-heterosexual

sexual identity encompassing all things not strictly hetero. May include gay, bi, queer, polysexual, dykey, faggy, gay-ish, gay-like, gay on the weekends, gay when drunk, and homosexual. Also may not.

Alot of people think Mary is a lesbian, but she had a boyfriend last year and a girlfriend the year before, last I knew, she was dating a non-gender identified polysexual. She identifies as non-heterosexual.

by Chris Coder July 20, 2005

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