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cincinnati cheese grater

When you grind some cheese on a cheese grater in cincinatti.

2. What you call toxic bitches on overwatch when you have tourettes
I just grated some cheese on my cincinnati cheese grater.

2.

A: *Insta Locks Hanzo*
B: GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING CINCINNATI CHEESE GRATER
A: RYUUGA WAGA TEKI WO KURAOU
A:Gets banned
by JustSaiyanShit November 7, 2018
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cheese grater's perk

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.
"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."
by C3POwen October 6, 2011
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Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.
Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?
by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020
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Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)
by Cheesey god October 22, 2018
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Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.
"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."
by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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furry cheese grater image

THE MOST FUCKED UP THING THAT EVEN SATAN IS AFRAID OF WHAT ONE OF GODS CREATURES HAS MADE.
What's the furry cheese grater image
JESUS NO DONT SEARCH IT UP HOLY FUCK
by anonymous March 20, 2021
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