A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)
by A Granola Bar March 11, 2016
Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.
by Connacht July 19, 2009
A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.
Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.
by Alo Konsen September 16, 2003
A girl who doesn't wear a bit of makeup, has a very low-maintenance appearance, dresses in mainly earth tone colors and the clothing is very casual (even in more formal occasions). She will also wear comfort footwear such as Birkenstock or Jesus sandals. Looks very bland - like granola.
granola girl
by Cin895655 October 13, 2013
like...whoa...a granola child
by gracie lucy June 29, 2006
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020
by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018