carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes

"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.

by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025

Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 5, 2022

carolyn gonzales

THE BEST pERson EVER.. so amazing. ah ah i’ve been stung by a wasp ahHh

carolyn gonzales is very cool

by HAHAHAmeits March 18, 2021

Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.

"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."

by pieguyinub April 17, 2024

speedy gonzales baby dobah

bananana man facey face

speedy gonzales baby dobah means to be fast

by Bobby Honks February 6, 2023

sydi gonzales

An amazing multi-genre DJ. Sydi loves to be around people and always shares a good vibe. He has a lot of interest in menswear and want remain a classic.

Good manners will open doors, the best education cannot. Sydi Gonzales

by Gonzolina November 19, 2021

Isaac Gonzales

One of the greatest to ever walk this earth. He's a down to earth kind of guy.Sweet ,loving,caring and will even pay your bills out of nowhere.likes to keep it real,honest and actually a Isaac Gonzales doesn't cheat on women.if you don't get you a Isaac Gonzales you will probably end up with a loser or lonely the rest of your life.likes to party kind of guy so buckle up ladies he will go hardcore on the shit and if your not capable of doing them well then so be it.you got to love this guy for what he does.

Model#1::"You know who that guy is next to our drug dealer"
Model #2::"Hell yeah that's (Isaac Gonzales),one of the most amazing guys on earth..
Girl#1:: when I grow up mom and dad I am going to marry me a Isaac Gonzales
Mom and dad #1;; excellent choice sweety

by All the women of 7 continents May 7, 2018