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carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 3, 2025
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Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.
Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.
by thefuckoxstablemaster May 5, 2022
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Joshua Gonzales

A great man, truly the greatest of men, the best of being a man, one of the greatest wonders of the world, and dare I say the greatest of all men...

(this was written for anyone named Joshua Gonzales and not for a friend so it was for the world to share)
person 1- Joshua Gonzales is such a cool name!
person 2- yeah brah!
by pseudonym123jdawg June 24, 2023
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gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you
by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020
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Jayson Gonzales

They’re a Jayson Gonzales
by JTBonez July 21, 2021
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Isaac Gonzales

One of the greatest to ever walk this earth. He's a down to earth kind of guy.Sweet ,loving,caring and will even pay your bills out of nowhere.likes to keep it real,honest and actually a Isaac Gonzales doesn't cheat on women.if you don't get you a Isaac Gonzales you will probably end up with a loser or lonely the rest of your life.likes to party kind of guy so buckle up ladies he will go hardcore on the shit and if your not capable of doing them well then so be it.you got to love this guy for what he does.
Model#1::"You know who that guy is next to our drug dealer"
Model #2::"Hell yeah that's (Isaac Gonzales),one of the most amazing guys on earth..
Girl#1:: when I grow up mom and dad I am going to marry me a Isaac Gonzales
Mom and dad #1;; excellent choice sweety
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georgia gonzales

The most beautiful girl in the world. Amazing personality. And the nicest ass.
Damn with that ass she must be a georgia gonzales.
by Josen1297 May 27, 2016
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