gmomfu

When you swear at your mom because she found your secret stash of vapes

God mom, fuck you

What did you say to me?
GMOMFU!!

by Klonopin baby March 14, 2024

Gomlis

Very short and thick dick

She did not like his gomlis

by Cl122 August 23, 2025

Cock-Gromlin

Someone who’s unattractive but still manages to find desperate dick.

“Blimey you’re a cock-gromlin!” Or, “you’re nans such a cock-gromlin”
“YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, GRANNYS GONE COCK-GROMLIN”
“Rah, my bumholes proper cock-gromlin right now”

by Ninjjahagshsh June 1, 2025