Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
by TushT June 3, 2018
Get the Fragile millennialmug. Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
Get the Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosismug. The word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious written out as a sentence. There are plenty of ways you could write it, but this is just one way you can turn this ridiculous word into a sentence.
Dairy Queen: *develops a new commercial starring Super Cow*
Professional Musician: *cracks fingers* Let’s do this.
The Resulting Song: Super-cow-is-fragile-artistic-and-extra-atrocious!
Professional Musician: *cracks fingers* Let’s do this.
The Resulting Song: Super-cow-is-fragile-artistic-and-extra-atrocious!
by ekejsjjdjfjrjejodowwmsjakjwmww June 24, 2023
Get the super-cow-is-fragile-artistic-and-extra-atrociousmug. by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020
Get the please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrichmug. She was asking me to have a jam session sometime together this week but I have fragile musicality, I just can’t.
by Machinegungranny March 18, 2024
Get the Fragile musicalitymug. He would call things fragile from behind the curtain, and Charlene the female Chucky doll would tell everyone how she was suprisingly not fragile and not to let this or that about her fool you or cause you to underestimate her (when in reality most people that didn't know her well or hadn't known her long thought she looked tough), but there were always some things a few people just knew, even if they weren't obvious to most.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the Fragilemug. The victim mentality that allows a group, often a majority, to interpret limitations on their ability to force their beliefs / worldview on others— frequently at the expense of others’ rights or interest— as persecution then used as a rallying cry while being overly sensitive, to the point of outrage, at the smallest criticism, query, or even-keeled assessment of their positions.
Due to their toxic fragility, the evangelical right became apoplectic at the non-binary regendering of Mr. Potato Head and claimed to be, once again, unfairly attacked by the satanist, woke left Marxist cannibal pedophiles (sponsored by George Soros).
Or:
“Why are conservatives so angry about the Little Mermaid being a woman of color?”
“Oh, because their toxic fragility makes them feel threatened by others having things they think belong only to themselves.”
Or:
“They wanna molest my kids!” the toxically-fragile mother cried as she stood outside the all-gender bathroom.
Or:
“Why are conservatives so angry about the Little Mermaid being a woman of color?”
“Oh, because their toxic fragility makes them feel threatened by others having things they think belong only to themselves.”
Or:
“They wanna molest my kids!” the toxically-fragile mother cried as she stood outside the all-gender bathroom.
by Eli Mckenzie December 10, 2022
Get the Toxic fragilitymug.