footballs

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.

She just bought three footballs, you want one?

by Alz February 26, 2005

football

A name given to two different sports in which America and the rest of the world use to waste their lives away constantly arguing over which is better. Honestly, I'm an American. And I love the game of American football. But notice how I haven't said that I hate football (aka soccer). In fact, I love that sport, too. I just totally suck at it. Haha. C'mon, be real ya'll. Both games are cool. Even rugby too. It's cool. I have no idea how to play it, but I enjoy trying. It's all preference. For all ya'll that say football is whack cause we wear padding, go ahead and say whatever the fuck you want to say. That padding protects us so we can stay a little safer to enjoy the game a little longer. I don't care if I don't use it, I've tackled mofos twice my size without any padding on. The point I'm trying to make; All three games are great. They all require stratedgy, strength, speed, and endurance. So just shut the fuck up, grab the ball that suits you, and play your damn game already. You got that? Kay, just helping out. I'm just a 15yr old from a small town. Yeah, yeah... What do I know? Honestly? I know it's fucking pointless for ya'll to fight over sports. So just save your shit for someone who's still too much of a punk to simply enjoy a game of American football, football, or rugby. Peace people! Damn. Haha.

(just writing to fill in this shit :P)
(damn, now i gotta write "football" too. there, ya happy you fuckers?)

by Dennis #25 Southern Cowboys January 22, 2009

football

The greatest and most popular sport in history with more than 5 times the TV audience of the next most popular (cricket - every radio and TV in the sub-continent is permanently tuned to Pakistan/India cricket matches - that's a big audience).

Only Americans call it 'soccer' owing to their vast ignorance of what goes on outside their national boundaries and the misnomer which has them thinking than a corruption of rugby, with all the danger and most of the skill removed can also be called 'football'.

'The Beautiful Game' can be played anywhere, on almost any surface, by any number of players, for almost any length of time. And is. There is no country on earth that doesn't play. It has inspired more passion, more courage and more excitement than any other sport in history and dwarfs everything else.

Football is, without question, the defining sporting activity of the human race.

by sicinius October 30, 2007

football

When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.

She was playing football with me all through dinner.

by pseudonym April 12, 2004

Footballer

One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).

Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

footballing

Playing football in full out bling.

"I saw Fiddy Cent and Lloyd Banks footballing the other afternoon. They were hella gangsta, running around the park with their chains swinging around, catching passes."

by Taipei October 5, 2006

football

A lovely game that alot of people play.
Also the most importmant sport in the world.
Very famous, but also fun for people who like football.
If you dont play football yet, i would say:
Give it a try!

Ofcourse if you start at older age, you wont get as good as Ronaldo, Messi, ...
But doesnt matter, its just for fun! ( Mostly )

D1: " Wanna play some Football?"
D2: " Football is shit!"
D1: " Just cause you cant play football, no reason to call it shit! "

by Sint-Truiden March 11, 2009