floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard

Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

FLORIDIAN CRACKHEADS

TRIN AND KAYY😂👎(people who live in florida and are rockmonsters )

"You guys need to stop, you are acting like floridian crackheads"- kyndall

by KYNDALL71818(ON.IG) June 30, 2019

Floridian nut twist

When a woman twist a man’s genitals to the point where once they are released it starts spinning rapidly.

A porn star grabs a man’s balls and let’s go and they start spinning like a dreidel

Hense the name the

Floridian nut twist

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 5, 2025

Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

by Mister first class January 11, 2021

Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

Floridian water polo

When one person is on their hands and knees In a filled bathtub while another person penetrates them while slapping their ass and balls

If you don't shut up soon we're playing Floridian water polo

by Floridianwaterpoloenjoyer July 19, 2025