va te faire foutre

French expletive, meaning go "fuck yourself".

A: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
B: Va te faire foutre!

by Aki April 14, 2004

je fais caca

"I am pooping" in french

jo:dude where are you?
automessage from kristin: je fais caca

by koyton August 9, 2006

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

falseage

The type of sausage one purchases from a fast food restaurant.

"Dang, the cat won't even eat the falseage!" said Jose. Pedro replied, "Who knows what that shit is made of!."

by bumscrubber October 4, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021