Evo

An au hvher that is pre good.

spread admins- stop with the baim you fuckwit

evo- fuck up dick head i will molotov your fucking family

by best au hvher July 23, 2019

Evo

Getting together with the ugliest girl in town that has already a kid but still paying off the debt of your ex's car. Also it is esential for you to bring the bastard of your girlfriend to the swimming training.

He pult a full evo

by 4LuckyHectrone October 15, 2019

Evo Lag

When you’re lagging horribly during a game, usually at the worst possible moment — like in a clutch, ranked, or tourney match.

“Bro I’m getting EVO lag right now, I can’t even move.”
“Awh man, rip. That’s the worst.”

by speyxfr November 2, 2025

evo gola

Something your Bosnian dad will scream 10/10 times during a soccer game, whenever the ball is near the goal. No matter if there is a goal or not, no matter if the ball is even near the goal, your dad will always scream "evo gola".

"Evo gola! Evo gola!" (Here comes the goal! Here comes the goal!)

by handalongthefactfedd November 5, 2017

Evo

A state of mind, a lifestyle. Where a person is both evil and emo. However, they are not truly evil.. just misunderstood.

“my mom just…. will never understand that what I’m doing isn’t EVIL!! .. it’s evo. <\3”

by lil.patison December 22, 2021

spec evo

Casual way to refer to speculative evolution, which is a vast subset of scifi that uses science to theorize and fantasize about the evolution of any kind of creatures (fantasy, ancient, current, space scifi, anime,... )

- my spec evo bf has been in an online argument over the ecological niches of an infinite mcdonalds dimension for 2 hours now :/

- was the square cube law wasn't brought up yet ?
- no, what thats that?
- hmm the situation is worse than i thought

by pragmatic moron December 27, 2023

Evo

It’s a ugly dumb retard

Hey “evo” ur dumb

by Devondavid7808 June 15, 2020