Two Neighbours Downstairs

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by FakeC April 19, 2023

Downstairs Mixer

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?

by blundafromdownunda February 16, 2014

downstairs mixer

Slang for vagina.

If she won't bathe I won't be visiting her downstairs mixer.

by noy thettis February 16, 2014

downstairs disaster

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

by jessssssc August 07, 2019

orangutan downstairs

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.

Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.

by ChocoLoco May 21, 2022

downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

by Yourmumsovaries June 05, 2014

downstairs smile

The technical term for the human female vagina and/or labia.

Dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!

by Downstairs smiler February 10, 2017