Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.

"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"

by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

Dog Ass People

A blasphemous perpetuator of evil... exudes a miasma so vile it prevents societal progress continents away (EX: Heathenic Africa). Commonly used to describe the filthy wenches that roamed the streets during the Middle English period. First discovered near south of the River Loire, "practicing pernicious acts of heresy so contemptable it ruptur'd mine own spirit"(Pierre, Louise 489).

Louise Pierre to Lord William III the Little 1269

(School Days, Washing Maching)
- Presented by the Yung Man's Secret Basement foundation (The Arbiters of Elucidation)

"You guys are such a dog ass people."
"The developers of this game such a dog ass people they don't even understand the death stranding."

by Yung Man's Secret Basement LLC January 16, 2025

Dog Ass

When a person has no cushion for the pushin, a concave behind.

Jesse has an actually dog ass

by Dog ass enjoyer August 16, 2024

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

That fucking bitch ass dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

That fucking bitch ass dog

by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024