December 5th

December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

by azurtt October 15, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is wear black day everyone in your school better be wearing black or they gonna get slapped

Oh hey you aren’t wearing black it’s December 5th time for u to get slapped

by Youate2manyapples November 13, 2019

December 5th

December 5th is national wear all black day.

Person 1, “Why is everyone wearing all black today?”

Person 2, “Because it’s December 5th you silly!”

by Rylie Baycon November 13, 2019

December 5th

This is December 5th, a day where you can kiss your gf. It has to be surprise though!

Boy 1: Hey you and sarah will have to kiss today, it’s December 5th!
Boy 2: I know! I’m gonna surprise her.

by joshuadqq December 4, 2019

December 5th

National penis day

On December 5th we celebrate the penis

by Scubadew December 3, 2016

december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

by xenoverse9 November 29, 2020

December 5th

Encore Slap Ass Day!

December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it

Boys:ITS DECEMBER 5th YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Girls:...
Also girls: Fuck..

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019