An overly dramatic female who believes (or is attempting to convince others) they are dying from a usually minor ailment. An expert user of Dr Google, and calling ambulances for transport to hospital, when they have adequate private transport. Able to use a phone to take selfies, whilst complaining of (>/= 15/10) pain to any health/medical professional willing to listen. Usually found in the foetal position, crying with an item (e.g. hand, blanket or clothing) covering their face, whilst talking on the phone. More dramatic then a 2yr old mid tantrum. The female equivalent to the boy who cried wolf...but more exaggerated emotional behaviour.
We have a dying swan in the waiting room. Came via ambulance. Cannot walk due to a productive cough. Believes she is suffering from a life threatening condition.
by Diane Swan July 2, 2017
Get the Dying swanmug. “I’m dying” does not mean you are actually dying. “I’m dying” can be used when any inconvenience comes your way or you are laughing at something.
by Its_Shrimp_In_A_bag September 14, 2019
Get the I’m dyingmug. A term commonly used on the internet for when someone is laughing very hard or simply can't stop laughing.
by Murica March 25, 2016
Get the I'm dyingmug. The dying yak is where, a man or woman who has a retarded amount of pubes, hovers over a sleeping persons face and proceeds to fart. At the same time they start making moaning noises. This represents the sound of a hairy and dying yak who has been immobile for days.
Hey bro have you ever heard of the dying yak? Well allow me to tell. Lets say someone has passed out on the couch with shoes on of course. So you will remove your pants, hover over the passed out persons face. Cup balls and lift towards stomach. Proceed to wrench out the most disgusting fart ever and moan in a deep fashion. This will represent the sound of an immobile and dying yak. (The fart and hairy taint add for effect)
by D1bull54` October 2, 2009
Get the The Dying Yakmug. Connor: This woman was a bitch towards me from the day that I first met her
Caleb: She was Brandy Dying you
Caleb: She was Brandy Dying you
by Hunter Kiernan March 18, 2022
Get the Brandy Dyingmug. When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
by toalexan May 20, 2014
Get the dying buffalomug. Hollywood was dying to be angry at Tootie for wrecking her bike, but she just gave him a sigh and returned to her room.
by Author ✍🏾 Holland Meissner May 25, 2022
Get the Dying to be Angrymug.