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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day
by em.ily.et May 24, 2018
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for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
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National I fancy Kyle day

On the 16th November we celebrate everyone that fancies or has feelings towards a person named Kyle
“Why are you celebrating you liking kyle”
“Because it’s the 16th national I fancy Kyle day
by Officialdays November 10, 2019
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national i love you day

tell your loved ones or partner how much you appreciate them and value their comfort
ex: Pan: hey joey! i love you so much even if i dont always express it or show it.

Joey: why are you telling me this now?
Pan: Bc it’s national i love you day duh!!
by @M23y November 8, 2023
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i can game all day

1) it means fuck all day; or,

2) generally do anything all day, which (when you generally do anything all day) usually means fuck all day.
common usage:

girl: "so wha u wanna do? i can game all day"
boy: "idk scout how bout we take em out..."
girl: "when and where but always ben"
boy: yup
by darkcloudhorizing June 5, 2013
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Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying
Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
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Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying
Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
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