Thumbed Crusader

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}

by Hamroll November 08, 2006

The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.

The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.

by joey1214 February 03, 2009

Curry Crusader

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by Doctor Birmingham Sandwich August 02, 2023

Cotton Crusader

A racist nickname for a black or African American person

“Jamal is such a cotton crusader, just look at him”

by HidinFromBiden May 17, 2022

Holy Crusader

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

by Crispy Potato April 04, 2020

dry crusade

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

by squire periwinkle January 20, 2013

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018