Thumbed Crusader

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}

by Hamroll November 8, 2006

The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.

The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.

by joey1214 February 2, 2009

Downvote Crusade

Someone in a thread who downvotes every comment they don’t like.

r/billydeez123 didn’t like most comments he saw and went on a downvote crusade.

by SkyAir April 19, 2021

Holy Crusader

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

by Crispy Potato April 4, 2020

Curry Crusader

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by Doctor Birmingham Sandwich August 2, 2023

dry crusade

The process of penetrative anal sex without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. Can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.

"Liam, shut up before i whip out the talcum powder and dry crusade you into submission."

by squire periwinkle January 19, 2013

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018