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crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
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crockpotting

when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick
“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now
by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023
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Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
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South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!
This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot
by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025
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Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
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Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.
The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.
by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
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California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
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