when you get a hooker to shit under the covers and then proceed to suffocate yourself by pulling the covers over ones head.
by HammerMan January 3, 2020
Get the crockpot mug.The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020
Get the Colorado Crockpot mug.The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
Get the California crockpot mug.When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 4, 2013
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Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
Get the crockpot sex mug.when you rizz a girl a minimum 5 hrs before you see her, essentially making her vagina “crockpot” because she is thinking about it all day and she is horny which is subconsciously preparing herself for your dick
“i told my girlfriend that I can’t wait to be inside her this morning, she’s crockpotting right now”
by intelligent theta chi January 25, 2023
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After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
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