cockette

derogatory term for someone that’s a part of the “coquette” community except they’re usually racist, promote eating disorders and grooming. stuck in 2012 tumblr to the point where it’s clinically concerning. still try to have a “lolita” aesthetic as an adult, sometimes spelled “croquette” with a string of cute pink emojis in a satirical way when making fun of them. usually out of touch with reality purposefully. posts bad memes. doesn’t understand any of the literature or media that’s loved by the community but reposts it and calls themselves “deranged” when they do nothing but lay in their room all day writing bad poetry that doesn’t even relate to them to seem deeper. a femcel or waif in disguise.

“I’m so lisa rowe girl interrupted coded, she’s so me omg.💗 anyways angels 👼🤍 make sure you skip your meals today 😍 and text your old man humbert humbert sugar daddy 👴 to get that cash lolita nymphette angels 🤑💰 you won’t be a teenager anymore and will be washed up soon. so it’s best you do it now 😌.”

“it’s giving cockette. 💕🦢💌✨ seek help. you’re gonna get doxxed soon bestie”

by cherriest September 20, 2023

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Cocketté

To be feminine. Can be used in a derogatory way to describe some who romanticizes being a “pick me”

Usually used as a way to tell someone that they are pretty/feminine. Can also be used to say transgender (mtf)

Max “Oh my gosh! Nancy your so cocketté!”

Nancy “Oh, thanks Max!”

by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 2, 2023

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Cockett-Style Ticklegooning

Performed by the greatest of shamans, cockett-style ticklegooning consists of a volunteer allowing 5 bald black men who coincidentally run ice-cream vans tickle the underside of the foreskin with a feather. Shamans that practice this technique are well-versed in Croatian flickergooning and the Egyptian smegma method.

That guy last night received some crazy Cockett-Style Ticklegooning man, I just hope his balls didn't burst.

by mukit December 27, 2024

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